A 4 foot teddy bear??that's the PERFECT Valentine gift?

Uh only if I am 16! I mean really if I found out that my man spent $100 okay only 99dollars for a 4 foot Teddy bear it better come with earrings or a bracelet or a really nice purse. What is a grown woman going to do with a 4 foot teddy bear? And then the love of my life spoke those words because he knows me so well, he said " what if it were made of chocolate?" Hmmmm, I thought, it would be really good chocolate for that price. And then because he knows me so well he said "what if it were made of brisket?" Oh that man has my heart :)