Funny Forwards: Obama "exotic" but Palin "American"

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this
straight.....

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents,
you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a
quintessential American story.

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* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a
maverick.

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* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
you're well grounded.
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* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer,
become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new
voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,
spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state
Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of
13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving
on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any
real leadership experience.


* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on
the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with
less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state
with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
become the country's second highest ranking executive.
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* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
churches, you're not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress,
and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the
next month, you're a Christian.
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* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
the fibre of society.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in your
state's school system while your unwed teen daughter
ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
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* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a
position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to
raise a family, your family's values don't
represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First
Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no
college education, who didn't register to vote until age
25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the
secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely
admirable.
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OK, much clearer now.